Radio Ultraville
Tired of listening to the same old shit? Then listen to some new shit, at Radio Ultraville! We've got songs, superheroes, and tit-squeezing robots! You can even get a deal on a used coffin-- so come on in, horse-fucker!
The Piercing Palace
Get an instant body (or brain) piercing done online! Ultraville's Piercing Palace is the only place on the 'net where you can download your favorite hoops, hooks, and hex-bolts, and have them instantly inserted into your skin via the world wide wango! (14.4k modems only please)
The Ultraville Book Klub
Browse and choose from our extremely limited selection of bitchy books! Each edition is hand-picked by our staff of semi-literate bonobo monkeys, and many of the books are actually blank paged counterfeits! Wait-- did I say that? You better keep this on the D.L., got it? Ok, cool.
_Ultraville University
_Where higher education _means, well, being high all _the time and spending most _of your money on weed. Got _a problem with that? If not, _check out our course catalog, _meet Cyborg Bill Gates (he's _the dean), or get in an _ultimate fight with Kurt _Russell. Doesn't that sound _fucking awesome?!?
The Ultraville Klaxon
Ultraville's exclusive daily newspaper brings you stories from seems like all over the place. Read it when you're drunk!
Kouples Konnection
Looking for a date with a sexy Ultramate? Use and abuse our perverted personal ads, and upgrade yourself from "single" to "double!" Your special someone is out there waiting... and they might even be half robot, just like you!
The Sex Mine
Horny for some Hot Hand Sex? Explore the deepest cavities of The Ultraville Sex Mine, and get your rocks off big time! It's all hardcore shit, baby-- These hot pics are guaranteed to loosen your juice! (Did somebody say McDonald's?)
