kids

Harry Potter's
latest is an all-out
asian anal assault


self-help
If you're a preposterous
fucking moron, you'll
love this selection!

business
Learn why your stock
broker just might be a member of the undead!

investigative
visit the seedy
undercarraige of the
"all new" Ford Taurus

reference
Ever wondered what
happens after you
take a dump?


Here's how we rip you off:


First, we steal the books;
Then we overprice them!

Real Price = $9.95
Stealing fee = $44.78
We charge = $54.73

We cheat you...
TWICE!



Ditch Your Stock Broker
Before He Destroys You

A totally unbiased condemnation of
brain-snatching brokers

"ARRRRRGHHHHHTRAAAADE" "
- Pinhead
 
Author:
Publisher:
E*Trade
E*E*nterprise*s, Inc.
only $54.73


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