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3:34 AM UVST THU JUL 24, 1370 B.C.
This afternoon...thickening clouds and
fog... optimum stalking conditions developing by midnight.
Possibility of brain consumption near 80%
Tomorrow...unseasonably hospitable weather will bring
an influx of human tourists to the region... brain
feeding will peak around noon, with devouring continuing
through mid-evening.
Thursday...partly cloudy and turning colder as ghosts
move into the region, stalking
conditions poor. High -41.
Friday...as ghost front moves
through the region, expect werewolves by mid-evening,
followed by extended periods of lusty howling.
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