"What the holy fuck.. I- I can't hear anymore!" That's what you'll be screaming after insertion of our stylish new Ear Slide! Just think: you'll never have to wax the thing, and inserting Q-Tips will be easier than cornholing grandpa! Have fun, slide-head!
OUR PRICE: w/ cranial merry-go-round:	$24.99 $34.99

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