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Computer
Studies: The Computer Science Department provides its students
with potentially unsettling insights into the reality of the future,
as students quickly learn their value as slaves and playthings to
their powerful nanobot masters.
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Extraterrestial
Sociology: Hey-- Admiral Ackbar's
the dean! Have you seen the nasty squid nuts on that old bastard?
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Smelling Arts: Stick your face into the ass of a pig, and get college credit! |
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Ghoul
Studies: The Ghoul Studies Department, rated by the Princeton
Review as "Spookiest," offers the aspiring ghoul an opportunity
to understand the changing roles played by demons, haunted fish
people, imps, specters, and the undead.
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Ank
Studies: The Ank Studies program
provides students with a formidable grounding in all words that
end or rhyme with "Ank." Like shank. And Crank. And prank-spank.
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Management:
The science of Management is a purposeful
intellectual pursuit of precision, pertinence, and most of all,
profundity. Majors enjoy unparalleled success in the fast-paced
and challenging world of serfdom!
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Booty
Studies: Allow our Booty Studies
Department to break it down with a whole new world of exciting ass-related
career opportunities. Become familiar with leading methods to cut
loose the booty juice, and discover how best to attack from the
back in the new millennium.
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Pain
Studies: This department brings out the "OUCH!"
with our unique blend of pinching, punching, twisting, kicking,
and sometimes burning. One thing's for sure: somebody's gonna get
fuckin' hurt. Bad.
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