Hi!
Remember us-- we're Tango and Cash, from the 1989 action-comedy SMASH!

We've been hired by UVU to take you through their Entrance Exam!
Touch thingy to hear what the bad guys say about Tango & Cash!

Hi!
Damn Tango, you look good in that tuxedo... almost as good as me!

Oh Tango, I'm so fuckin' excited about this fuckin' exam it's unfuckin-believable!
Pre-Exam: Whoa! Slow down there, pre-frosh. You gotta show us the mental gumbo before you go swimmin' in our soup!
 

Section 1 - ANALOGIES: Remember these annoying things? Well, here's some more to be annoyed by!

 
Section 2 - MATH: "Oh shit, not Math!", says Tango. You're looking at him in the middle of "SHHH" in "shit." Thought you might like to know that. You didn't? Fine, be that way.
 
Section 3 - THE MINDBENDER: What's got these two tough guys so spooked? Find out as you traverse... the Mindbender...
 
 
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