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"If
I sever my thumb, I can saw off my big toe and use that as a thumb!"
This and other neat facts can
be
learned at Ultraville University!
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course
catalog
Mentally plunder our bulbous course load,
and listen to our Department Deans lecture and sing!
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entrance
exam
Interested
in attending Ultraville University? It's basically not your fault.
So, if you take this test and pass it, then SLAM-BAM-- you're gunnin'
with the big dogs!
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slideshow
Take a virtual tour of UVU, where students
and faculty coalesce in a vortex of humid thought.
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