"If I sever my thumb, I can saw off my big toe and use that as a thumb!"
This and other neat facts c
an be
learned at Ultraville University!

course catalog

Mentally plunder our bulbous course load, and listen to our Department Deans lecture and sing!

entrance exam

Interested in attending Ultraville University? It's basically not your fault. So, if you take this test and pass it, then SLAM-BAM-- you're gunnin' with the big dogs!

slideshow

Take a virtual tour of UVU, where students and faculty coalesce in a vortex of humid thought.

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